In a horiffic sudden event this week, Pluto was destroyed by what some are describing as a small moon, or even a space station. The Empire has not been able to be reached for comment.
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine… well Pizza’s is no more.
It can be said in the intergalactic game of Survivor, “And then there were eight.”
Okay, in all seriousness, Pluto is no longer a planet. Although it may not of been voted out of the island, destroyed by the Death Star, or even swallowed by a worm hole…Pluto has been degraded to the status of “dwarf planet”. The other 8 planets are considered “classical planet” (apparently because of their love of Bach’s music).
Okay, so this is the cheesiest post EVER…but it’s all to say…Pluto is a planet no more.